Miscellaneous: Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't...

By WaitingByThePhone - 09/07/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML

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By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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By someone72 - 22/03/2010 23:20 - United States

Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML

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By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:29 - Australia - Hove

Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML

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By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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By devakii - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

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By skrumpp - 20/03/2014 16:15

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 11:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML

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my_fml_account 2

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:44

If you need daily calls for personal validation, you have bigger issues. Seek help, ma'am. YDI

1bored 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:55

Yea this isnt an FML if u wanted to talk to someone u could've Called someone! The phone works both ways!

Comments

ChaseLongo 2

Monday 13 February 2012 5:51

How can almost 8000 people blame this poor lonely guy for it?

DJP0N3 0

Monday 16 April 2012 13:13

One day is nothing

wickedwyatt234 3

Monday 23 April 2012 8:55

Forever alone

derpinaderpin 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 6:36

Forever alone

Derrrrrrp32 6

Friday 27 July 2012 18:16

Stop being a loser and make some friends.

FML12197 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 14:27

Find the cutest single guy in you phonebook and text/call him. Who knows?... =D

ThePieGuy0817 29

Wednesday 12 December 2012 17:39

Try and make some friends. No fish was ever caught by avoiding the river.

hannahchik13 6

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:12

That's not really an FML it's more of a social problem u need to fix... And ur not gunna get a phone call everyday

claudia19801811 14

Friday 8 August 2014 11:27

I don't even get that

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 13 September 2014 4:37

It's too bad no one's talked to you all day. I spent my whole entire summer without texting ANYONE with the exclusion of my own mother because I was so used to being the first one to text someone and the last person to say something in that conversation, so to be less clingy, I decided I wouldn't text anyone until they texted me first. No conversations that summer at all. So if you're anything like me... get used to it. If not, get over it. One day ain't so bad.