By someone72 - 22/03/2010 23:20 - United States

Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated cause I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone I realized my mind played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 469
You deserved it 58
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DaWinz 0

haha but OP, don't worry, happens to me all the time, probably cause I'm a dumb **** :/

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Tahsis 4

The pic is awful, just awful. Awful drawing, interpretation, and execution.

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Comments

FYLDeep 25

I know. That #44 is an asshole.

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kiss_of_death 0

it's like a single round with rocky, or 5 seconds In a cage with chuck norris

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CookiesNOJ 0

do me a favor n lets leave Chuck out of this lol

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losthorizons 0

happens to me all the time >.

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randomcory 0

Of course you did!! Your diction is perfect :)

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Reply button! It is so much easier to keep the convos in context that way.

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lindsaylikeomg 0

happens to me all the time, I always think my phone vibrates when it doesn't. except I have friends, so no FML for me.

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CallMeHush 0

OP let me guess your 5. 1. Mom 2. Pizza 3. Chinese Take-out 4. Weather Bug 5. (pending) A cat lady in the making.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

#5 probably is her home number listed under her cat's name to beef up her contact list.

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FreeRunn3r 12

prolly cuz your trying to pass off a lame ass fml like this one,so much time on a computer can( figuertivly,also I dnt know how to spell it)turn you into a machine,with no friends except for the ones you make on wow,mw2 an such other crap.

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CookiesNOJ 0

what? whats your point you are trying to make?

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Alzied 0

@Lulu: I think the X in front of Lulu is what throws us off. But CG was good too ; )

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