By someone72 - 22/03/2010 23:20 - United States

Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated cause I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone I realized my mind played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
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DaWinz 0

haha but OP, don't worry, happens to me all the time, probably cause I'm a dumb **** :/

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Tahsis 4

The pic is awful, just awful. Awful drawing, interpretation, and execution.

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fualignment 0

how come lulu had such a nice warm welcome when I joined a week ago and snicks was the only one to give me a sarcastic welcome? I'm so sad I want my phone to vibrate.

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fualignment 0

will you give me a fat warm welcome if I give you one?

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jassporah 0

this isn't a fml, it happens to all of us.

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fualignment 0

alright then, I'll take one for the team. welcome lulu! :)

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Fu, it's because Lulu's pic is slightly cuter than yours. You have been insulted and are now officially one of us. Hi, Lulu! I love FF too!

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this_one 2

Watch out! Phantom Vibration Syndrom could kill you. http://americaswatchtower.com/2007/11/13/beware-of-phantom-vibration-syndrome-it-could-kill-you/

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kitties_fml 12

"it's ****** up when your mind is playin tricks on ya!"

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youthink_fml 0

You subconsciously tricked yourself into thinking anyone cares you thought your phone rang. So what?!!

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korpse 6

And I volunteer to change OP's situation :)

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Muhare 0

awe, if I had your number I would call you just to say hi how are ya.

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