that happens 2 me too.. y isn't it ever the 1 person u wanted to hear from =/

I have 0 friends too, it's as bad as you would think.

being a loner is great sometimes

it's called phantom phone. my dad, brother, and I coined that term. it happens alot.

put on something skanky and go get some strange. stop complainging about just do something.

* complaining

this has happened to me a couple of tines

times*

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's happened to everyone. They just won't admit it!! :P

lol yep happens to me all the time xD

I did, BrisingrSverdar. I was going to comment on it, but then I got distracted by the ornamental penis opportunity. And I feel my phone vibrate just before it does.

lol that happens to me all the time even if I'm holding it, it feels like my purse vibrated or something. ahaha

When my ex broke up with me I was checking my mobiles each 2 to 5 minutes for a month. sometimes I was 100% sure I received something so ye been there as well :O

#12, you didn't coin that term. It's been used before on the news and elsewhere.

Yeah I agree with #11, I'm always alone at lunch but I kina like it.

Haha, don't worry: when you do get lots of phone calls and texts, the phantom vibrations don't stop! They're fun :-)

if you don't have any friends you can never fall out ;) alway look in the bright side of life....

#11 that's true but I think it's best when you have a choice. and op use the Internet or join some kind of group

awww try not being shy and reach out

So it's not only me?

agreed

hahah ok soo iim not the only onee who thought that until ii read the rest x) lol that happens too mee all the timee sometimees wen it's in my pocket too :D

why is everyone commenting super lonely on this site? haha but watever, this sounds like a follow up to the fml where the guy bought an iphone so someone would talk to him

Proves you need a better life. Good luck.

i know how you feel..

oh god me too! i never have my phone on vibrate. either loud as hell or silent. but i've definitely heard my phone when it never actually rang

not. term coined long ago in a galaxy far far away.

Damn, same thing happens to me too. Oh, woe is me, for I am the lamest of the lame. :P

awww. make some friends! thats what i wud do!

Yea me too hahaha.

Happens to me all the time. Even when I'm with friends. Always turns out to be a nerve twitch

lol yeah, it only sucks because the OP is so obsessed with having no friends. lonely? go make a friend or two. can't do that? get a job that forces people to interact with you. lol enough of that and you'll probably want your peace and quiet back

I will be your friend !

yeah that's happened to me before..

my phone only vibrates to tell me it's almost dead...

it's a documented condition called "phantom vibration syndrome", most cell phone users get it, and has nothing to do with your subconscious.

Wow, they would correct the FML in order to make me look like a dumbass.

No, you do OK by yourself. (couldn't resist)

idk y but I laughed at this

nena i like ur smile