Work: Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures...

By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2016 05:49 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML

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By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

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By trollbot13 - 24/10/2016 09:39 - India - Hyderabad

Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML

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By John - 30/06/2012 05:08 - United States - Watertown

Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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By Ex-Employee - 31/07/2016 02:14 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML

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By miewann - 03/03/2015 19:06 - United States - Mount Holly

Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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Thursday 7 April 2011 8:58

Lawsuit for wrongful termination!!!

AmberlovesJb 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 8:58

your boss probably wanted the pics too.

Comments

bigJ13626 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:03

suee hisss asss

flippidyshit 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 3:31

You are a retard. If a girl was taking pictures of me or my ass or something i would be very happy

portablecupid 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:28

that's one of the benefits of male privilege.

jus2much 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 12:59

Sue ur boss it's sex harassment on the job an he is suppose to protect u from that

Pennygrim 0

Monday 11 April 2011 1:10

If you have been there over a year you can file for unemployment for wrongful termination

johnnie254 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:52

just another white girl callin the cops...

Stephan_Vuitton 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 15:25

Girl... You have on your hands what some people dream of having. The perfect opportunity to sue and never have to work again! Sue that mother ****** and send me some Louis Vuitton bags!!! [email protected] u will win!!!