By drake86 - 09/01/2013 16:42 - United Kingdom - Helensburgh

Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML
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desertlovebird 11

I have a baseball bat so come and hang with me and be bait if your that skilled..

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knick64 7

Step 1: Get rich through hard work and effort Step 2: Start a school that teaches zombie survival skills to anyone who can pay (minus the dangerous psychos). Step 2.1: Hire teachers of these skills while avoiding hiring dangerous psychos Step 3: Once business takes off take your own class and get murdered by a dangerous psycho -feel free to add on

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generalasskicker 12

Don't suck it'll help

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Satoaoi 13

play some zombie games or watch zombie movies they will teach u alllll you need to know

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Grimnirwher9 21

Don't feel too bad about it. Most people lack those skills. Hence "apocalypse".

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jasdanu 12

Watch Zombieland and imitate Tallahassee.

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deaddonkey 15

It's OK the apocalypse hasn't happened yet. More time to practice and make the skills better.

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gaarraa11 3

Just grab some jug get 3000 more points grab speed cola. Get a nice gun and upgrade it in the pack a punch. Rape train at higher amounts of zombies. When you see you have only 1 or 2 more have a buddy distract them while you spam the mystery box and get a good gun and upgrade since you ran out of ammo on your other one. Remember this and you will live! :-)

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