By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
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ananamoose 0

keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!

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Intoxicunt 5

If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.

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average_girl 0

wowww u win a prize!!!! -_-

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breadonabun 0

YDI for trying to feed everyone cupcakes!

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breadonabun 0

YDI for sleeping with carrots up your ass

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AAAAHHHH12 2

And a diamond, don't forget the diamond!

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cherrypieguy 0

YDI IT FOR LOSING TO THE ZOMBIE INVASION!!!!

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fmlfmlfml15 0

look on the bright side, at least you fought off the zombies

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PaperCaper 11

How come the comment mods deleted most of the comments, but left the stupid ones?

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ananamoose 0

keep fighting til death... that's my advice next time don't wake up, if you wake up the zombies win!!!! Dont let them win!!!!

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reapfml 0

Don't you realize what this means!? It means the OP will become a zombie and he was trying to save his friends and family by killing himself off :(

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giganticbrain 0

No....third actually. Anyway, how do you fight off zombies by punching yourself in the head?

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Dale_xD 15

Lmao, I was driving a car in my sleep once. I'm 14 :S

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shadexilmaendu 4

How exactly does this qualify as stupid? A sleepwalker had little to no control over their actions; consciously trying to drive a car while bring 14 would be stupid. Sleepdriving is just shit luck and make sure nothing like that ever happens again

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Intoxicunt 5

If you bust your own nose while fighting, I wouldn't suggest taking the zombies on anytime soon.

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john_bell 0

You're screwed when the zombie apocalypse comes

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blondeblonde1994 0

LMFAO (john_bell) ... That was funny. U just made my day! LOL... Wowwww

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kionnalexus 0

hahahahaha, I'm sorry.

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