Such a sad, sad truth.

You could always make them yourself. It's basically egg whites and pound cake mix filled with Crisco and powdered sugar.

But then he'll get a shotgun to the chest. Not much better in my opinion.

BILL ****** MURRAY!

Hopefully he learn from bills mistake and doesn't try to **** with people

Actually.... It really is... Last time I checked, preparing for a hypothetical attack by imaginary creatures isn't anything but a joke...

..it's called sarcasm.

@22 that is one of the biggest fails. The zombie apocalypse will will get you first.

I kinda figured/ hoped it was sarcasm. But with how zombie crazy everyone has gotten lately it gets really hard to tell who's sarcastic and who's just stupid. And there was a bit of thread jacking only because your comment fit my mini-rant the best. I apologize.

I guess I'm a dork, because I actually have a very detailed plan to survive said apocalypse.

You're not a dork, just waisted some time. I'm sorry, thumb me down, I don't care. There will not be a zombie apocalypse. There are no zombies. And yes anyone who spends time preparing for it is waisting time and resources better spent on just about anything.

You should probably spend more time learning how to spell "waste" before you tell others about how they're "waisting" their time.

Live in Miami and you will become a believer.:P

42 is right, hobbies are such a waste of time. We should just spend every minute at work or something and not waste time on personal interests.

Sorry 53, I hit one wrong button and my phone auto-corrected without me noticing. You're right, I should take 30 sec. per key stroke to make sure I have no mistakes. That's not a "waist" of time. And I'm pretty sure I never said anything about anyone's hobbies. If zombies are your hobby, fine. Go to a zombie bar, throw a zombie party, hell, watch all the "Walking Dead" that you want. But when people are spending thousands of dollars and devoting their entire lives preparing for a scientifically impossible scenario, yes that is a waste of time and money. Hell, from jersey shore to zombies... I'm done with this stupid ass country. (hops on plane and flies away while everyone cheers.)

97, the show isn't called "Walking Dead" it's The Walking Dead"! Just saying.

The thing about the zombie scenario is it could be applied for just about anything. The whole idea is those who are prepared will survive. Which is pretty fitting for most scenarios

100) you definitely got me there. I don't really watch the show, but i have seen it and did actually enjoy it. I don't just hate everything related to zombies. I just don't understand how someone can spend like $100,000 on a bunker or something like that. There's just so many better ways that money could be used. In short, sorry for being a little piss about everything. You sounded pretty into the whole zombie thing, and I generally try not to be such an ass. I apologize to all.

97-And it's that ignorant attitude that makes you so very stupid. Nobody is asking you to spend "30 seconds per keystroke" to write something out. That's a complete over exaggeration. Looking for errors in a comment isn't a waste of time, either. It'll prevent you from making yourself look like a moron, and an arrogant one, as you just did. If you think proof-reading is a waste of time, then good luck getting through university.

Do be the hero. Oherwise you might live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that I could actually see happening

I'm doing my part to spread the word and prepare myself against the robot menace.