By drake86 - 09/01/2013 16:42 - United Kingdom - Helensburgh

Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 929
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Same thing different taste

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SweetLuna 10

Better get to it and shape up man.

As zombies are FICTION there's nothing to worry about. Even if it did come true, there's one thing the movies and TV shows leave out - DEAD THINGS ROT!!!!! Flies and bacteria would sort it all out in weeks.

Surviving a zombie apocalypse is as locking the door and waiting for a day or two for all the zombies to die out.

watch the ZOMBIELAND....u might learn something

No joke? I'm taking a course this term called 'sustainability and the zombie apocalypse'. lol

doglover100 28

I don't think I'd survive either.

Countryboy1996 18

I know no one will read this, but I wanted to tell y'all why a zombie apocalypse is impossible, per astrophysicist Neil Degrasse Tyson (and in my opinion the smartest man alive). "Without a functioning circulatory system distributing oxygenated blood, a zombie's muscle tissue would succumb to rigor mortis. They couldn't even stand, let alone walk! They would have no desire to eat brains because their fatty tissue would have stopped producing Leptin, which produces the sensation of hunger in the first place!" So your zombie apocalypse plans are completely useless.

You have to understand though that despite other people having the skills or physique in order to survive, you first have to pass the disease phase in which the majority of the population will fail so even if you are fit and incredibly skilled, it doesn't make you immune and chances are you're going to be an alpha zombie