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By couch girl - 25/06/2013 16:23 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2018 01:30

Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 09:30

Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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Entitlement

By gotta_respond - 10/01/2015 19:22 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML

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By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Cashback

By elle_hamilton - 25/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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J08J 20

Tuesday 25 June 2013 22:32

Did you take a video of him? Report him to the authorities before he can!

BrownSuger_96 3

Tuesday 25 June 2013 22:33

question was it at all a handicap spot

Comments

dangousity 21

Wednesday 26 June 2013 1:20

Should pose and smile wide :)

ma77 9

Wednesday 26 June 2013 1:31

Lol. Some people are just ridiculous.

chezgigi 7

Wednesday 26 June 2013 2:33

Next time, clutch your heart and fall down, twitching and writhing. He'll have to turn over that photo to the cops which will prove he is guilty of involuntary manslaughter, or at least assault! Go to the Bahamas with your settlement-

jenn1808 16

Wednesday 26 June 2013 5:00

It's not manslaughter if OP lives, and it's not assault if he never touched him/her. Given the facts, there's nothing that OP could possibly sue for.

chezgigi 7

Thursday 27 June 2013 18:05

That's true- It obviously wouldn't be manslaughter, but assault? You never know how a court would look at these things. Verbal assault is definitely assault, and causing physical distress because of it, would be a chargeable offense- Again, I say, enjoy your trip to the Bahamas!

jessajones2014 5

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:53

I'm telling you. People and entitlement these days....

xplicitkontent 18

Wednesday 26 June 2013 4:54

Most people think that the woman sued McDonald's because she didn't know that the coffee was hot or something ridiculous like that... She was actually suing them because when she spilled the coffee, it was something like 2 or 3 times the temperature that it should have been, thereby injuring her more seriously than it should have.

jenn1808 16

Wednesday 26 June 2013 4:58

Yep! She wasn't just whining that her lap got a little too warm, she actually suffered serious burns. McDonald's used to keep their coffee much hotter than usual so that they could make one big batch and not have to reheat it.

LyraAlluse 25

Wednesday 26 June 2013 5:03

The authorities won't take him seriously at all so I wouldn't worry about it.

yumewomita 1

Wednesday 26 June 2013 5:05

Tio STOMP liao?

ABillOnFire 15

Wednesday 26 June 2013 5:36

he's probably just all talk

SierraCheyenne 8

Wednesday 26 June 2013 6:02

Does he not know that stores have these things with wheels on them that are meant to be used to push around groceries instead of carrying them? I think we sane people refer to these contraptions as "carts".