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By couch girl - 25/06/2013 16:23 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2018 01:30

Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 09:30

Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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Entitlement

By gotta_respond - 10/01/2015 19:22 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML

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By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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You deserved it 1 914

By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Cashback

By elle_hamilton - 25/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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J08J 20

Tuesday 25 June 2013 22:32

Did you take a video of him? Report him to the authorities before he can!

BrownSuger_96 3

Tuesday 25 June 2013 22:33

question was it at all a handicap spot

Comments

olpally 32

Tuesday 25 June 2013 22:56

What an asshole, tell him to go **** himself.

olpally 32

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:23

Exactly noor!

AshAsh014 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 22:57

Lazy ass guy

Brooklynboy86 3

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:05

Well, If this was in Brooklyn tell him/her, this is brooklyn it's a free country and u don't have to move for anything

Dilwann 27

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:19

Brooklyn isn't a country. Just saying.

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:42

@51 - You know he communicated his thoughts well enough for you to get the gist of the comment, so good job looking rude. Just saying.

DeBoss 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:29

Hmm one could wonder why.. And for what?

Radoh 3

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:32

I don't see this as much of a FML, since if he actually does go to the police with this he could be jailed for being stupid/attempting to obstruct justice.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:37

Luckily he didn't go "Fried Green Tomato" nuts on your poor parked car. :P *Smashes car to bits* "Face it, girl. I'm older and I have more insurance."

sonnyrosa 32

Wednesday 26 June 2013 1:28

AAAAHHH I love this comment!! Best moment in the movie... you're top notch, my friend

lwonderful 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:52

What the ****

venus89 17

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:58

If it wasn't handicap, they will just laugh at him

ballpython 15

Wednesday 26 June 2013 1:01

My response would have been "Sure, I will give you this parking spot. However, I do charge asshole tax via your tires being slashed. Do you still want this space?"