Health: Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted...

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By Electric Eddy - 22/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got up at 2:30 a.m. to catch an early flight home. I was tired and drowsy and took a quick shower to wake me up. Two minutes in, the water turned scalding hot on all settings. I ended up having to rinse my hair with bottles of sparkling water from the hotel minibar. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 21 November 2010 0:00

You're lucky you're not dead

sarah48_fml 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 0:01

At least you're clean right?

Comments

iheartglasses 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 1:48

51, She also didn't complain of her ass being sore, but that didnt stop ass jokes being made :)

jakeisawake 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 1:53

Yeah, but OP brought that upon herself when she said "...One minute, I was standing and the next..." :) That gives open oppurtunity for ass jokes.

Jess_4602 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 1:53

Sorry op. You might have fainted because you were extremely tired. You should go see a doctor to make sure you are ok.

iheartglasses 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 2:07

But being drugged jokes are irrelevant? Whatever. I liked my kidney joke. Its old as dirt and even used on unicorns, but I still thought it appropriate.

jakeisawake 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 2:44

Haha, candy mountain. Touche.

Infosys 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:00

Lol that YouTube video...

perez758 2

Sunday 21 November 2010 2:08

ahaha it is like the sims.. should have taken a nap on the couch and then went to take a shower or maybe should have taken a bath instead of a shower..

MuchDance90s 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:04

if she took a bath she'd probably be dead

pitineo_fml 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:15

hello cutie :-D how's life

my2centsworth 15

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:29

It sounds as if you passed out. You should get that checked by a doctor.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:47

I've done this, but I managed to stop myself properly collapsing by grabbing the side of the bath as I fell. I went blind for 15 minutes also, and really weak. I was home alone too, it's scary as ****.

allanaskye 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:59

that happened to me too. all though my vision was only gone for 5 minutes then it slowly came back

MuchDance90s 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:40

that sounds very scary my goodness

jakeisawake 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:50

#68, you may want to private message with a comment like that.

Countryboy42 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:59

How did you not wake up when you fell?

naximus93 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:56

Allow me to explain- 1) Op was extremely tired, and took hot relaxing shower 2) Because of the roofies given to her, she fell asleep 3) Therefore, causing her to hit her shoulder against the tile 4) Op's head hurts because the hobo who raped her anally wasn't careful and hit her head on the shower knob in the process.