We need a break

By pst - 21/11/2010 01:06 - South Africa

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Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
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SleepingSkulls 0

This is probably the saddest thing I've ever read.

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imsosleepy 9

A hooker? Did you honesty expect a Disney-styled happily ever ending?

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imsosleepy 9

A hooker? Did you honesty expect a Disney-styled happily ever ending?

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missvee98324 0

Wow. You are stupid. By saying, "I just got dumped by a hooker", you're showing that she's... I don't know the word for it- but yiu chose to go out with her anyway. I can't really explain what I mean here, but you are so dumb. You are really dumb. Fo' Real.

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ygdrassil 17

You just got dumped by a hooker. By text.

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jewban 3

did you pay for the sex during the relationship?

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toddin 7

lol so bad in bed you couldn't PAY them to sleep with you!

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JAFA 2

Retard. Yep, pretty sure that was the word I was looking for.

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tannerhyde 0

just thought you should know that you are FINE =)

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AceArctic 4

It's sad when a hooker is too good for you... And that you're seeing one in the first place.

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dannyfiona 0

Hey hookers are people too. Some make more money than my parents

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purple_zebras_ 0

eww dude that's freaking gross get your self tested for STDS

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dingggdonggg 0

well, if you need to be seeing a hooker to get action, you might want to take a hint.

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ScarletAshes 0

he is burning somewhere lol

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brackaman 18

Call me crazy, but I think it's sadder that you were seeing a hooker for a year. I honestly think this is probably the best thing for you.

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Mickay1232 0

haha would u like a side of epic with that fail?XD

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skimonkey96 0

maybe after my appetizer of YDI

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SleepingSkulls 0

This is probably the saddest thing I've ever read.

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Kiill3rQu33n16 0

63 you look like a douche. :)

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ShadyFTW1 0

112 you look like fruit-striped gum.

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Kiill3rQu33n16 0

114 you look like you have a funny picture

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xLil_Mx 0

Haha this made me lol :)

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77taylah33 0

he probably got a hooker cause he couldn't get a girlfriend

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cufaoil 11

thank you for your input, Private Parts

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cradle6 13

Maybe just needs to meet Colonel Angus

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sfdrf 0

i think the hooker was the girlfriend

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boyslikegirls97 0

Did you think dating a hooker would end well?

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

wow, maybe u should tip better

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ejoyy 0

lol why would you mess with a hooker in the first place ? o_O

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kaprookie 3

9- i agree completely seeing a hooker is just discusting i hope you get herpies or chlyamdia you rat.

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FFML_314 11

Hookers have pie? I want a hooker!

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redbluegreen 40

Why get Hooked on Phonics when you can get Hooked on Pancakes?

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Alleged_Cranium 7

Hookers are a better deal than a lot of the "entitled princess" women that post on this site.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Hookers and pancakes? I want that life. Alleged_Cranium - Damn straight. Preach it, sista.

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bobys36 0

your evil for wishing that upon somebody!!!!!!

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WhiiT3TiGeR 0

**** you and since we are hopeing right now I hope you get aids bluewaffle & redsock and **** the Devil 酔うvっ高校

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