Health: Freaky

Freaky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

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Cyrus00 41

Friday 29 January 2016 1:23

Now there's the question of do you want to know what it was?

THEDUDE1553566 24

Friday 29 January 2016 1:20

Hope it's not broken or injured in anyway. Feel better op

Comments

THEDUDE1553566 24

Friday 29 January 2016 1:20

Hope it's not broken or injured in anyway. Feel better op

fsomelife 26

Friday 29 January 2016 8:02

Thought you meant whatever ran across her foot.

sooner3019 12

Friday 29 January 2016 1:21

Did u at least see what it was? That sucks either way OP

Googolman 29

Friday 29 January 2016 1:22

Why didn't you turn the lights on?

corky1992 33

Friday 29 January 2016 6:21

Probably didn't want to get blinded by the brightness.

Cyrus00 41

Friday 29 January 2016 1:23

Now there's the question of do you want to know what it was?

a3gab 17

Friday 29 January 2016 1:28

Now that's is a good question

ColorOfSoul 19

Friday 29 January 2016 3:09

Both answers are nope.

paravoz 30

Friday 29 January 2016 8:12

it's a mutated mole rat

shebewoofle 21

Friday 29 January 2016 14:16

It's a feral ghoul!

serindipityish 14

Saturday 30 January 2016 18:16

#54 Or just the scary cat in your picture!

pop17123 19

Friday 29 January 2016 1:28

Very spooky

snowkittyyy 18

Friday 29 January 2016 1:29

Oh god no. O.o I'm sorry you hurt your foot OP

LeIndianGirl 12

Friday 29 January 2016 1:29

Ouch! My apologies. The same thing occurred to me,once. Except I hit my forehead on the washroom door... Anyway, I hope you're okay now and you haven't sustained serious injuries.