Miscellaneous: Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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You deserved it 4 416

Priorities

By karina17 - 18/10/2009 05:03 - Canada

Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late. He said, "Oh, something came up." I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML

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By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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You deserved it 7 988

By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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You deserved it 4 377

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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You deserved it 658

By Adrian16 - 18/01/2010 11:01 - Norway

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

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You deserved it 65 708

By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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Hiya!

By Jon - 05/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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FUUUandyourmom 16

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:12

Was he drunk?

Poetaster 10

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:12

Daddy needs some therapy

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music87 14

Monday 14 November 2011 9:10

Well that sucks. -pun intended- ;)

MacUser1986 5

Monday 14 November 2011 9:29

I've done that before but in the daytime because I was bored.

Sannekee 18

Monday 14 November 2011 16:40

I don't know what he took, but I want some!

kmr1543 0

Monday 14 November 2011 17:27

Haha sucks to suck!!

columbiancoffeei 6

Monday 14 November 2011 19:14

....wtf lol

Randomnessmoi 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:22

Talk about daddy problems...Personally,I don't understand the problem, just let him do anything he wants!

mandaboo 8

Monday 14 November 2011 23:01

If you did, I don't wanna know about it. :P

YoYoYo20_21_22 2

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:22

How the hell did this ruin your day? So stupid. It's not even an fml

dream1_fml 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 3:42

A dad wll do what a dads got to do! Hopefully you take after your mom.

fangz_fml 6

Thursday 17 November 2011 4:41

Haha, maybe he had some shrooms XD

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Same thing different taste

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Hiya!

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