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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 21:41 - Canada - Orillia

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

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Same thing different taste

By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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Oddly specific

By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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Very smart

By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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By FML - 05/10/2014 23:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

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Thursday 12 April 2012 8:12

Brony+Thug Life... Oh my god he must sag his rainbow skinny jeans. That is amazing.

EvilTeddysRock 2

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:10

if you go back about a days worth of fml's I think you'll find your culprit.

Comments

shadowolf1120 8

Friday 13 April 2012 4:58

Those brony's get you everytime!! Sorry to hear about that OP. fyl

Winsky100 4

Friday 13 April 2012 5:02

Nah the dude knows how popular that stuff is so he grabbed it in the thought that it could fetch a good price.

DejaPoo909 0

Friday 13 April 2012 5:29

If you ever get your daughters collection back, may I have it? I really want a Fluttershy toy.

KageKaldaka 6

Friday 13 April 2012 5:32

FKe Dang... Bronies like that make good bronies like me look bad. People like that are missing the whole point of the show...

KageKaldaka 6

Friday 13 April 2012 5:34

Also i dobt know why there was the fke in my last comment O_o

melrose90210 10

Friday 13 April 2012 5:38

Well, when you need your drugs you'll sell anything

Verifiedcorn 1

Friday 13 April 2012 5:53

Well that is not "love and tolerance"

AquaMarinara 0

Friday 13 April 2012 6:25

Someone stole my pony, Lemon Hearts, off my desk one day. You do not know how pissed I was. The thief lost it for the day and I finally got her back from some stalkerish and creepy loser.