Health: Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping....

By pepsifoot - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 06:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML

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By vampyrate3562 - 29/01/2015 12:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 02:00 - United States - Midland

Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2020 14:00

Today, I'm on crutches and wearing an orthopedic boot because a 22.5 pound box of cat litter fell out of my back hatch onto my foot. FML

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By ice_dancer_jake - 20/06/2019 02:28

Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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diggs010 5

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:42

roller derbys are badass?

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:44

Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.

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sibbs_97 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 1:07

since when are roller derbys badass?

LILCJ0725 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 1:12

hahaha sorry to say but I think your a pusy

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:48

I think so too ive had my feet stomped on by horses an cows and been able to walk without a limp or pain after.. small grocery cart full of pepsi==weight of a horse or cow

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:51

I think so too ive had my feet stomped on by horses an cows and been able to walk without a limp or pain after.. small grocery cart full of pepsi==weight of a horse or cow

cykedelic 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 1:19

Anyone who says roller derby isn't bad ass hasn't seen roller derby! I'm a huge fan of my local team and those girls are fierce! They make and take hard hits resulting in crazy injuries. And they're sexy as hell while doing it!