By pepsifoot - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, I got hurt and spent the remainder of the day limping. I wish I could say it was from something badass like roller derby, but I can't. A woman with a rolling cart filled with packs of Pepsi rolled over my foot on the bus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 084
You deserved it 4 117

Same thing different taste

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.

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In Sprite of your predicament, you'll get over this soon. I know you probably have three toes down, but you still have 7 Up. Don't resort to drugs like weed or Coke - it Pepsi you up like a Jolt, but that's Barqing up the wrong tree, and they will Crush your spirit in the long run. Just go and see my orthopedist - Dr. Pepper. You'll feel as Fresca and Fanta-stic as a Sierra Mist. This advice isn't free- you can put it on my Tab.

You know, somehow, the sum of your puns is greater than the parts.

notquite69 0

You're limping because someone rolled over your foot with a shopping cart? Sorry, not even a shopping cart if they can get it on a bus. What a wimp!

Dude...I broke my foot 2 weeks ago by knocking over a piano bench. At least this wasn't your own clumsy fault!

penelopecruise 2

i am trying to imagine a rolling cart filled with pepsi products successfully rolling anywere on a bus. maybe down the isle? is this a full sized cart like at a grocery store? seems really really cramped haha

MamaKay08 0

why is there a rolling cart on a bus?

tmcnatt2012 0

Soooo, just wondering, since when is roller derby considered bad ass?

sheldon13 0

it's okay I broke my elbow playing leapfrog.

Dez31396 0

news flash: roller Derbys are not bad ass..... in any way shape or form