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In Sprite of your predicament, you'll get over this soon. I know you probably have three toes down, but you still have 7 Up. Don't resort to drugs like weed or Coke - it Pepsi you up like a Jolt, but that's Barqing up the wrong tree, and they will Crush your spirit in the long run. Just go and see my orthopedist - Dr. Pepper. You'll feel as Fresca and Fanta-stic as a Sierra Mist. This advice isn't free- you can put it on my Tab.
You know, somehow, the sum of your puns is greater than the parts.
yaaay he used Dr. Pepper x)
ow!
Dude...I broke my foot 2 weeks ago by knocking over a piano bench. At least this wasn't your own clumsy fault!
My thought's exactly.
Roller derby?
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roller derbys are badass?
Yeah an awesome roller derby story would have been so much more impressive. Right.