By w0rstdayever - 27/11/2009 20:01 - United States
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OK, maybe it wasn't terrible. Except for the fact that this is what the site is for. It still sucks even if my life isn't ****** to shit.
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So take the stairs. Don't be lazy.
You should've pulled the kid back through the doors and let them close on him. Nothing like good, old-fashioned parenting.
BEAT HIS ASS THEN YOU WOULD HAVE FEALT BETTER
has anyone seen that episode of ellen where she explains that if you press the close door button at the same time as the level button you want to go to it will go straight to your level? hearing this makes me want to try. also, a building with that many floors, their is NO way that would be their only lift. get out and go to another.
just a little fyi: if you hold the button of the floor number that you wish to go to down, it should just shoot you all the way up without making any stops. Works in most hospitals and hotels so it may work for you
I would have cheerfully grabbed him very hard by his hair, kicked his ass, and pushed him out onto the floor... and then stuck my tongue out at him as the door closed. Little rat bastard.
I cannot quickly fathom a more pleasurable ass-kicking opportunity. Just remember there are probably cameras in the elevator. Also, following the little rat bastard to his room and then bitching to his mother would have been enjoyable... perhaps telling her how you will stomp his damn ass if he ever gets into the same elevator as you again.
I agree with the people who say that the OP should have gotten out and used the other elevator. Not because he would have gotten to his floor quicker, but because it would have been hilarious to see peoples' reactions on the other floors when the empty elevator opens without anyone having pressed the call button (especially of they just saw a scary movie).
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Get out and get into the other one.
And this is another reason why kids need to be beaten.