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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 16:00

Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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What did I say, Roy?

By Peter - 30/06/2021 18:01

Today, my wife said I was being difficult and unreasonable, and called my mother to talk to me about my behaviour. What did I do, you ask? I dared to share my opinion on something I happen to feel strongly about, instead of just mindlessly agreeing with her opinion like I have for the past 22 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2023 06:00

Today, my wife has been grumpy all day, because she decided to get herself worked up over an argument we had and then peacefully settled three months ago. Like she suddenly gets to reopen the argument for no reason. I’m refusing to continue the argument on principle, hence her grumpiness. FML

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By anon - 18/07/2019 14:00

Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML

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That's a mother

By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 20:00

Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife blamed me for the washing machine breaking. When I told her it wasn’t me because I haven’t used it this week, she immediately changed direction and started blaming me for not doing enough around the house, which is utter bullshit. I know I do my share, I think she just wanted to fight. FML

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By sillyfox4lyfe - 07/05/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By omgstfuplz - 16/09/2009 08:38 - United States

Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML

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Compassionate

By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 12:01 - Australia - Carnegie

Today, I tried to speak to my wife about my feelings for this coming year, family and work. I thought it wouldn't be a problem as I regularly listen and support her with her feelings, emotional issues, anxiety, depression, etc. She shut me down in 30 seconds and said to stop acting like my mother and being so stupid. FML

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Stiggy626 25

Sunday 9 April 2017 16:16

that's kind of a trap, man

bee delivery 5

Sunday 9 April 2017 17:27

What exactly was she supposed to do?

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Demon_of_Light 27

Tuesday 11 April 2017 1:51

This reminds me of when I was a teenager. Whenever I would try to give a counterpoint to my parents' point of view, they simply told me I was being argumentative. There really is no way to respond to that accusation and be heard, so it's kind of an unfair situation to put someone in. Granted, in my case it was often true (I had some attitude issues), but it never made for productive conversation, because there's no way to respond to accusations other than a defense. Statements framed as "when you blank, I felt blank" are usually better conversation starters.

JadeMinu 10

Tuesday 11 April 2017 15:01

I'm in the same boat OP. Best thing you can do, is to just not stress over that. It can get infuriating, i know, but at the end of the day, is it really worth arguing about?

GhostFox 33

Thursday 13 April 2017 6:59

What sort of things are you disagreeing on? If she's disagreeing to do things that are financially irresponsible or otherwise potentially dangerous, getting upset with her for that is a bit silly. If she's disagreeing to do things that are beneficial, then yes that is a problem. If the two of you are disagreeing about opinions like whether or not the latest Batman movie was any good... you can have different opinions on stuff like that. Opening the conversation like that wasn't the best choice, either.