Miscellaneous: Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was...

By Mike - 17/12/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML

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You ANIMAL

By ElevatorThug - 25/08/2009 09:17 - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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HELP!

By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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HeEeEeeEeeEeeeelp

By stuckinalift - 18/02/2011 01:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML

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By sadsadboy - 07/09/2015 21:20 - Peru

Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML

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jgrl180 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:13

that's pretty much rude whether or not the person's retarded.

aicky 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:05

OOPS!

Comments

ChickenLegs937 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:38

I hate people who use the word "retarted" too. To al the people who use it, go die in hell.

ChickenLegs937 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:39

it IS a big deal. u people need to stop saying it cuz it IS offensive.

MelissaMae 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:25

your a dick. you can't prevent that. it has nothing to do with being bad parents.

lindsaylu98 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 4:11

aww that sux!!! but why would u say that anyways its mean

lovesings 12

Monday 16 May 2011 22:11

I hate when people use the word "retarded" to describe things. Its offensive and very rude. So I think you totally deserve it. Maybe this will help you to change your ways.

chloecheeseman8 0

Monday 11 July 2011 8:18

he didn't mean what made the boy handicapped, he meant the boy putting his hand in the way

aaron21a 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:42

Epic fail

Fergeus78 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:29

Carma

XanderJayNix 17

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:19

This brings to mind the phrase "Look before you leap!" Rather, in this case it'd be "Look before you SPEAK!"

rcbarnes 24

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:59

I wonder if these ancient FMLs even get comment moderation any more... (Though there seems to be an automated moderation trigger, based on identical content---is it testing for identical-ness or does it strip case and punctuation?)