Miscellaneous: Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML

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By Mike - 17/12/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By Virginy - 01/11/2014 01:26 - France

Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML

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By ElevatorThug - 25/08/2009 09:17 - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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stargirl14 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:17

lol thats so immature for fighting over who gets to push the button

boomBOOMshake 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:15

Agreed. You shouldn't even have pushed your brother.

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justme08 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:11

wat the hell how didnt you know..lol pushin random peoples kids..

xenomorph 0

Friday 9 October 2009 2:57

You should have said "first," given the nature of this FML.

CassieLOL 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:14

Haha, poor kid. You probably deserved that one though.

boomBOOMshake 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:15

Agreed. You shouldn't even have pushed your brother.

stargirl14 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:17

lol thats so immature for fighting over who gets to push the button

blondebrunette11 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 21:29

No, you're just to mature, douche..

tolkienfanatic 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:21

Little punk probably deserved it.

philadelphianus 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:28

what's with kids and pushing the button? i was TOTALLY a button hog when i was little and now i can't remember why

x_eyebrows 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:36

Haha, you should have told them that you had elevator aggression and just couldn't help it!

fatality2009 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:39

Dude you are too violent... shouldnt you know you had to KICK him first"!? xD

boomBOOMshake 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:40

#6, it lights up!

oloie 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:48

wow people on this sight need to start looking at who their doing stuff to! dont assume stuff.... YDI

blankaex 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 16:37

You're a person on this site.

empsparks02 1

Thursday 25 December 2014 23:53

You mean site, not sight.

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