By no - 17/11/2014 02:26 - United States

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML
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wvni 13

So your dad's issue with you is that he caused your mom to give birth to you? Alrighty then, that's a thing. Hope your back gets better soon OP.

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MzZombicidal 36

This FML just makes me sad :(

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socaldude879 5

Shitty ass dad. More his fault than yours anyway...

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Sounds like something you'd read on Cyanide and Happiness...

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grimpeeper 13

Bitch slap him and say, "That's for not pulling out!"

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creativityisnt 19

Why would you wash a piece of wood? YDI for not seeing it coming

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Hash13 13

Now you know what to look forward to when your child is born,

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demonfacee 14

Your dad is so immature, you two should trade roles. You can be the father and he can be your son.

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shinikageWolf 15

You being born is more his failure to pull out...

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AdmiralGrammar 4

OP, that is child abuse, both emotional and physical. Get the proper authorities involved IMMEDIATELY.

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Shade1982 20

You're joking, right? If you're old enough to hold it, you're old enough to be on the receiving end.

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