By no - 17/11/2014 02:26 - United States

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 641
You deserved it 4 002

Same thing different taste

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So your dad's issue with you is that he caused your mom to give birth to you? Alrighty then, that's a thing. Hope your back gets better soon OP.

MzZombicidal 36

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When he's sleeping shoot him in the balls and yell " that's payback for not wearing a condom

give his car, everything he owns, and him a new paint job