Transportation: Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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By J…… - 12/05/2020 17:00

Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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Grimmerie 31

Thursday 17 November 2011 8:38

This is the single best FML ever.

s0m3guy2010 21

Thursday 17 November 2011 8:43

It obviously didn't have the doe to pay, so it is trying to make a buck.

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youshitme 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:38

Yes. Kangaroos are also quite rude.

trippons 9

Friday 18 November 2011 1:50

I guess fast food is not on the menu?

trippons 9

Friday 18 November 2011 1:51

Depends on how OP hit it...It probably died from injuries or got taken down by a predator.. It would have been more humane if she had gone on a killed it. Now it is suffering..

silentblack 0

Friday 18 November 2011 3:03

They have the tendency to do that

burro_fml 6

Friday 18 November 2011 4:12

Oh, deer me! OMD! look at those headlights....

bolts09 0

Friday 18 November 2011 4:45

Have have experienced the same thing... Only I'm being sued......

twinmomnak 2

Friday 18 November 2011 5:09

I'm with I love eggnog on this one.. Hit a moose and the moose is in your car and you are crushed to death.. But I do feel feel for you!!!

twinmomnak 2

Friday 18 November 2011 5:12

Sorry I can't come up with a horn to blow on that reply!!! Too funny s0m3guy!! Impressive reply!! LOL

lacrosseplaya 13

Friday 18 November 2011 6:41

Buy an SUV, those things go straight through deer with minor damage.

WonderPeni5 0

Friday 18 November 2011 6:50

the only way the deer is ok is if u drive a prius

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