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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By cockalicious - 01/03/2011 05:29

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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fantome_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:30

just cover your eyes and walk back in, you don't have to see him

marykateex3 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:33

I'm guessing that wasn't the dramatic exit you were counting on?

Comments

thelastnerd 5

Friday 3 April 2009 7:01

Probably a good thing. I hope it prompted you to go back in and work things out.

thelastnerd 5

Friday 3 April 2009 7:04

P.S. I like how everyone is assuming they know way more about the fight than just what she said.

Inspired22 11

Friday 3 April 2009 7:18

That sucks! It's understandable that you forgot them. You obviously had other things on your mind! But don't worry, you going back to get your keys does not go against your having said you never wanted to see him again. Obviously, you didn't want to. You had to, to get your damn keys!

kellster 2

Friday 3 April 2009 7:29

Shit! Having your dramatic exit cockblocked by car keys! That blows!

lifesabit 0

Friday 3 April 2009 7:44

I'm loving all the females projecting their male troubles onto the dude. Men are TOTALLY not worth it.... oh and insert that stupid ass-u-me thing..... That said just looking at the situation and being logical/smart enough to not project my girl troubles onto another person I know nothing about YDI for saying I never want to see you again and then forgetting your keys. If your going to be overly dramatic.... then don't screw up...

nodbor 11

Friday 3 April 2009 8:20

we all know that was just an excuse to see him again, you're weak for him, just admit it.

Beerhammer 0

Friday 3 April 2009 9:02

Ten bucks says the fight was OP's fault in the first place.

stacybeth 0

Friday 3 April 2009 9:17

does he live in milwaukee? i think i heard you fighting above me

nastynate 0

Friday 3 April 2009 9:38

I love how you can tell what type of person someone is and some of their relationship history by what they assumed about who cause the fight and why. It's really interesting and it's hard to not fall into the same trap yourself