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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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You deserved it 59 091

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By cockalicious - 01/03/2011 05:29

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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You deserved it 5 022

By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 687

By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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You deserved it 26 546

Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 245

By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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You deserved it 62 774

By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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You deserved it 6 568

The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 843

By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 030

You deserved it 1 538

fantome_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:30

just cover your eyes and walk back in, you don't have to see him

marykateex3 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:33

I'm guessing that wasn't the dramatic exit you were counting on?

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:45

So go back and cover your eyes like fantome said. "Forgot my keys! No worries though! I can't see you!"

F_My_Wife 2

Friday 3 April 2009 3:42

Oh. It's so meant to be.

ignoramoose 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:00

Did you go with the intention of breaking up in the first place? If so, hella waste of gas.

Travestie616 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:09

Erm, yeah, I completely understand the situation and how you feel when you do everything for a guy, treat him like gold, then he turns around and looks at you like you're shit. Good job for breaking up with the douche bag. Guys like that deserve no one.

kvgf1484 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:39

you should read 'why men love bitches' by sherry argov. stop doing everything for men, do everything for yourself. it sucks you wasted your time on this guy

Eternity_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:41

What I'm wondering is... Where'd you get the chance to type up this FML? 0.o

chickenxtoes 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:06

dont worry about it too much...sounds crazily like something i would do...hah

fuckmylife431413 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:32

maybe its a sign you should be with him....

panda_bear511 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:45

@26: I'm guessing that the OP either typed it up using her phone while deciding what to do about her keys. Or she braved the menacing boyfriend and went inside, got her keys, then sometime later when she was home, decided to tell the story.