Miscellaneous: Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 05:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

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Same thing different taste

So annoying

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 11:01

Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:21 - United States - Marlboro

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

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By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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You deserved it 3 685

By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 20:36 - United States - Temecula

Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML

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Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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By Cygnus - 03/08/2015 14:14 - United States - Ruthven

Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

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permannator 10

Sunday 19 August 2012 16:44

Please tell me you drew 3 sides...

Palirose 22

Sunday 19 August 2012 16:43

Wow, she really needs help.

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kitsune3 20

Tuesday 21 August 2012 3:01

...Tell us again why you're dating a 2-year-old?

Stallionstar15 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 3:41

She blonde?

christineladybug 0

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:15

I hope she's pretty...

88vivera 9

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:54

Dude.... Ur girlfriend is stupid

littlemissgirl 3

Tuesday 21 August 2012 7:32

She's a keeper.

WhiteKnight11 3

Tuesday 21 August 2012 14:13

2 sides right? The inside and outside. Just kidding.

diamondbaby16 4

Wednesday 22 August 2012 5:13

Omg , that's crazy !

soog2 5

Wednesday 22 August 2012 7:37

She's a keeper

Ugi 26

Tuesday 28 August 2012 17:39

Either you are a highly precocious pre-schooler or you should not admit to having a 4-year-old as your "girlfriend" - you will end up in jail pretty fast at that rate!

Ottokiller 3

Tuesday 18 September 2012 9:41

I once knew a guy that thought it had five. He included the "front and back." e_e

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