Miscellaneous: Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly....

By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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You deserved it 45 302

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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You deserved it 26 736

By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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You deserved it 5 234

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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You deserved it 7 573

By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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You deserved it 6 999

By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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You deserved it 53 188

By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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You deserved it 158

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 687

By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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You deserved it 56 516

By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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You deserved it 8 129

under_estimated 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:01

you should have just told him before you got in the car and uh...went...duh

UniverseMan 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:04

You should of told him to stop the car...how hard is it to get out and go pee in a bush or something

Comments

Whiskan 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 16:45

You are disgusting. YDI 100x over, you greasy pig. How old are you? 2? Correct me if I'm wrong, but potty training takes place around then, non? You're just lucky that he didn't dump you. Oh, and how is this an FML? Your boyfriend should have been posting. **** his life, not yours.

Jal1989 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 16:59

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but last time I checked nearly every public place has a bathroom. If there's no bathroom anywhere I'm pretty sure the ground is fair game to pee on.... Why couldn't you just go pee beforehand? YDI. Even children know to go pee before leaving somewhere

BooHaUrScared 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 17:36

I agree, you should dump him, but why didn't you go to the bathroom before you got into the car?

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 24 February 2010 17:55

Haha. Why does everybody say that she should dump him? For all we know, this means that he dumped her. With little exception — knowing someone has bladder issues, driving a pregnant woman somewhere, etc — why wouldn't anybody do the same thing he did. She hasn't even given any reason that she didn't deserve it. C'mon, OP. Take a leak before you get in the car, not after.

godyourethick 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 18:40

Dump him? Tbh I wouldn't blame him for dumping YOU. how ******* old are you? Why wouldn't you go before getting into the car? Why not ask him to pull over and just go wherever? Unless you're being precious about it, you will always have time to go after the point at which you realise you can't hold it.

mrzero 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 19:18

I have question why girls have to wait till last moment????

afatmonkey 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 19:21

alot. that's how many.

pfunk129 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 19:25

how old are you? serves you right!

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 24 February 2010 19:33

YDI. Why didn't you take a leak before you hopped into his car? I'd have been pissed too if someone had to pee really badly but didn't bother taking a leak before hopping into my car!

some_girl9 8

Wednesday 24 February 2010 19:41

No, she shouldn't dump him. HE should dump HER for pissing herself like an infant in diapers, and ruining his car. I would've kicked her ass out of that car so fast, she wouldn't have even known what hit her. YDI, OP. What the **** is wrong with you? Take care of your business BEFORE you get into the car.