Miscellaneous: Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly....

By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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under_estimated 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:01

you should have just told him before you got in the car and uh...went...duh

UniverseMan 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:04

You should of told him to stop the car...how hard is it to get out and go pee in a bush or something

Comments

leushqua 2

Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:59

wtf? "accidently peed everywhere?" YDI!

fmlxxxx 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:37

do pelvic floor exercises

purple91 8

Wednesday 24 February 2010 11:08

hahaha, F your boyfriend's life more like it

lettertjes 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 12:09

In this FML, I miss the information about wich medical condition made you unable to hold your pee long enough for saying 'wait a minute, I need to pee before getting in the car' and then running to a toilet or peeing behind some bushes.

aback 4

Wednesday 24 February 2010 13:18

Should have told him you're not housebroken.

puppiesarecute 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 13:40

lol, I once had to walk 10 miles in 30 degree weather and it rained, twice. FML

idrivefast 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 14:03

seriously? I mean if you couldn't use the bathroom before getting into the car is your bladder that weak? I've gone hours holding till I could go holy crap

JoeMamas 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 15:23

I hope he at least punched you once before kicking your ass to the curb!

danielleFML 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 15:35

I think your comment makes sense. She could very well have been acting like a priss and refusing to piss outside. If you have to go so badly that you can't hold it anymore, just pee outside!