Transportation: Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 21:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By Hardsleeper - 16/10/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By LockedOut - 25/07/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2019 00:00

Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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eytanrodin 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:58

The manufacturer is lying. if they're too lazy to change it then they should disable it which they can also do. Is this a Ford product? If for whatever reason I am wrong, you have a major class-action lawsuit on your hands. Talk to the manager of the car dealership and tell them these things. I guarantee you they will play ball. Under absolutely no circumstances should you have to pay even a dime.

BoyBeyond 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:29

So tell the car company to take out the key code or the device the thieves are using to get in and manually use a key to open and close the car door problem solved genius.

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dfrasier 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:43

well at least your not extremely stupid...OH WAIT!!! YOU ARE!!!

fmlisforlols 0

Friday 24 September 2010 4:22

You said "your" instead of "you're". Eat shit, you retard.

OLPfan 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:49

So why don't you get new keys?

birds_fml 7

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:52

So don't leave crap in your car. Problem solved!

PRfrmBKLYN 2

Thursday 23 September 2010 7:41

the manufacturer can't do anything. the way they got the code is from being close by with a device for you to hit your keyless entry. once you do it intercepts the code. you can avoid it by just using your regular key.

FireBug24_7 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 7:54

Just pull the fuse for the power locks and they'll HAVE to use a key. Simple yet effective. People think vehicles are so complicated. They really aren't, everything follows the rules when it was designed.

ynnhoj 2

Thursday 23 September 2010 7:59

CD's? what, do u live in the 90's?

jkgfdxb 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:25

just be thankful they didn't steal your car haha and just don't keep anyhing valuable in your car. problem almost solved

schurm82 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:48

who still has CDs? your bigger problem is you haven't evolved.

sallen0046 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:01

So disable the key pad. You know damn well the manufacturer is capable. People managed with regular keys for decades, you will survive. Then again you're not bright enough to fight for it, so you kind of deserve what you get.