By seriouslystupid - 24/09/2009 00:08 - United States

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Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML
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jchansfan 0

Wellll, the fact you easily could have used music or a less humilating channel instead seems painfully oibvious here. So I'm saying you deserve it. The FML here is that you're 20 dating a guy that watches the Disney channel and uses it to hide his sex life from his mom... :P

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untoldfame 3

saaaa-weet. hope you like the mouse ears he was wearing! you should stay away from disneyland too, you might become too excited, sexually.

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mmmmallory 0

I've lost it to worse.

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bridgette5866 0

You're implying that you lost your virginity more than once. FYI, that's not possible. Just saying.

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Bloodknight 22

You got the best of both worlds, ****** around gettin laid, while Disney channel played, You get the best of both worlds, you were havin some fun, secretly bangin the son...

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kingkash 0

you sure he wasn't pretending ur Venessa hudgens???

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RingoStarrr 0

haha i laugh. x)

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

I lost mine too when the Disney Channel was on lol. Monsters Inc. was the white noise in the background...

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SoundlessSound 0

They're called standards. Look into getting some.

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darkblue_13 0

you are the one that agreed to do that though! You could have just said "not now, lets go somewhere else"

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cmac86 23

ydi for not waiting for marriage. and the right one. I hardly doubt he's the one if he's blaring Disney channel. does high school musical turn him on? ydi *****.

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bug56 0

Nice. Forcing your beliefs on someone, do you guys do that because you think it makes you better than other people? She's not a *****, I don't know if you've experienced enough in life to know what a ***** is. Although she could have changed it if she wanted to, and she could have said let's do it somewhere else. On the whole sex before marriage thing. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Enjoy marrying someone you may or may not be completely sexually incompatible with. Who cares if your sex life is miserable and you're cold and lonely - at least you waited right? and there's always divorce. :D

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Mifflicious 18

I agree with all what #22 said, and to #21... Are you a better person then, calling people *****? No one suffers if those has premarital sex, but if you go around calling people *****, I bet those people get kinda sad... And you might get sued :D Which you deserve for being a pathetic person.

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CasCake96 3

She was twenty, obviously she waited a while.

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nuttinick 0

ydi 4 having sex for the first time when you're 20

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