Intimacy: Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating....

By seriouslystupid - 24/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML

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By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 17:07 - United States - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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This is my O face

By lauz - 03/10/2009 12:20 - Australia

Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By weeping_angel_ - 12/07/2014 14:00 - United States - Cortland

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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jchansfan 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 12:09

Wellll, the fact you easily could have used music or a less humilating channel instead seems painfully oibvious here. So I'm saying you deserve it. The FML here is that you're 20 dating a guy that watches the Disney channel and uses it to hide his sex life from his mom... :P

untoldfame 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 9:44

saaaa-weet. hope you like the mouse ears he was wearing! you should stay away from disneyland too, you might become too excited, sexually.

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Damone 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:52

nice... That was only the background, i bet you both didn't even knew whats was on, if he does, then boyfriend FAIL.

El_mariachi 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:45

#21 is a dumass

Rascalrabbit81 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 11:17

Not trying to be a dick, but maybe you should look in the mirror. The correct spelling would be dumbass... Dumbass

valeria_07 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 0:09

LOLOLOLOL. You must have not enjoyed it if you're complaining.

allnewryan1 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:53

rofl total win 20 years old losing your virginity at his moms house WITH the Disney channel as your theme song. FTW (:

geekplaya 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 8:39

how do you think minnie feels everytime duck dodgers walks in the room when she getting in up the chocolate highway?

Bozoman 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 13:50

Rofl this is hilarious. Can't say you deserve, but it's your fault you couldn't resist till his mum goes out. Then you could have done it with all the screaming you would want.

Vayerman 4

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:24

Imagine a world where the audio on your TV could hear and watch what your doing. And then its Now back to the suite li-WAIT guys look FREE ****, all right!!! That would be awesome!!! In your situation!