By benjamins - 10/01/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the balls twice in two hours. The first was my (now ex) girlfriend when I confronted her about cheating on me, and the second was her overprotective friend who thought that I was the cheater. One is a cheerleader, and the other is a soccer player. FML
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benjamins39 12

OP here....yes, they are both female, and that’s kinda there way of doing things when pissed at a guy, fire away. Not the first time my ex has kicked me, hoping it was the last though. She got off the direct hit, the soccer player was kinda a graze, but they were so sore it felt like a direct hit. After walking funny for a day or so, all good now

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Top comments

onceuponatime456 16

Have them both charged with assault!

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KnowsWhatAJokeIs 4

You should have hit them both as hard as you could in the breast, sure, the police won't belive you defended yourself and punish you, but it would have been justified and equality.

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Comments

donb23 23

so now do you talk in a really high voice. The pain must be extream if they both got direct hits.

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Burle 17

Too bad you're not a goalie, you'd stop leaving your legs open

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sumocj 14

Not sure why this is an fml ?

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BeardedLondoner 24

You're retarded

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sumocj 14

Ever heard of sarcasm?

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Wintermelons 19

Ouch, sterilized

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tonyfan00 38

Was there can-can music blaring in the background?

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worldclassrager 39

At least the man she cheated with you wasn’t there to deliver a third right?

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benjamins39 12

OP here....yes, they are both female, and that’s kinda there way of doing things when pissed at a guy, fire away. Not the first time my ex has kicked me, hoping it was the last though. She got off the direct hit, the soccer player was kinda a graze, but they were so sore it felt like a direct hit. After walking funny for a day or so, all good now

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