By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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structuredchaoz 4

At least it will hurt less the first time

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tubagal 0

Id like to know why'd you get kicked so hard in the crotch in the first place…

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rarememory 7

Least you have an interesting story to tell the girls and guys when you get older lol everyone will have the usual missionary and you'll have the shoe :)

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Flamedude101 4

If there was penetration i think you can sue that guy for rape I mean come on he took virginity in the last way you wouldve wanted it

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perdix 29

What kind of shoe was it? A Buster Hymen? You can only lose your virginity when a penis penetrates your ******. Sorry that you still are stuck with your v-card and the only attention your **** is getting is kicks. Next time, I hope you get your kicks figuratively.

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Kolle 0

Dont see the fml in this. If u popped it, u techniqually got laid. Good work!

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loserman67 35

You took a kick to the **** or a boot to the poot or a swat to the twat or a smack to the crack or a bash to the gash. Sounds like a perverted Dr. Suess poem

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