By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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smartman136 8

Rule 34. If it exists there is **** of it. Ths is just another thing yet to be

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DuckyMomo 2

My first comment was moderated for saying I didn't believe this could happen. Are we not allowed to have opinions? Isn't that what the comment board is for? I still don't believe it :P

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Bobby64 29

^ Read the rules before you complain about getting modded. They say: Please don't post any comments which question the validity of an FML (accusing the original poster of submitting a fake story, or arguing that an anecdote is "not FML worthy" or "even "not an FML" based solely on your own personal intuition or opinion isn't very fair. Furthermore, it ruins the other users' reading experience).

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CoffeeZ 0

No, you didn't. Attention *****. A shoe... Smdh.

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hintza 10

haha, did it at least get you to the happy place?

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josiahj 13

This made me cry I was laughing my ass off so hard...lmao

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twisted54 1

I bet the shoe didn't even call you the next day. Soulless bastard...:)

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Karma_apoc 8

That can't happen. A cherry is 4 inches up the ******.

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afrost19 0

So your trying to tell everyone that the shoe went so deep in that it tore the muscle or your " cherry"? No idt so. Theres only one way for u to lose ur virginity

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erin0 8

The hymen isn't a muscle. Just a thin mucus membrane. It's also not "deep" inside the ******, and it doesn't take much to break it. Get your female anatomy straight, please.

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