By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
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lysx84 24

Wait, is this how she thinks it works or was she choosing to disown you?

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skye_tbfh 18

be like "oh good now I can finally pretend I don't know you"

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Tripartita 44

Wait, even if she were correct, why did she wait until after the ceremony to tell you? Why would she tell you at all; shouldn't she presume her misinformation is common knowledge?

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Keizen 4

I almost read that as "this made me rub my nipples furiously." I'm sorry.

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amberthebear 7

just because you guys don't share the same last name doesn't mean you are no longer family. you can't change genetics and who you are related to

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GloUp_fml 18

You're better off without her anyways, when she needs help with something tell her you're "not related"

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olpally 32

Can I slap the stupid out of her? Good god. Just walk away.

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makkarari 18

Too bad that's not how it works, although I do have a sister that I wish it would work that way!!!

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DrPaul 10

It's ok I did this to my sister too. I finally came to my senses when I wasn't 8 anymore

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writerchic85 25

I guess this means she thinks you're related to your husband now and your kids will be inbred.

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Richard6036 13

Boy your sister is not too smart is she maybe your mother should have named her sunny because she's just so bright.

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