By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
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foshizzle82 7

Well that was very thoughtful of him! Does he hate you?

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Sandsh8rk 36

He must have been dead serious about that.

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flockz 19

don't let it get under your skin. but fur real though, he needs to cut that creepy shit out.

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PedroTall 0

If a turn of a phrase is a good thing. Then obvious jokes and a caring person such as yourself was quite comforting to the "Wedding Gift" of the century

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gc327072 30

For those who didn't understand, 36 was trying to say "man door hand hook car door". Hope that clears things up a bit.

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gc327072 30

And now 36's comment got deleted.... thus making my last comment seem random... Dafuq, moderators?!

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Schizomaniac 24

I've been waiting for an FML about rabbits in hopes of making a "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" joke, but this is just ****** up.

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andiewithlove 21

Watch out Barry! Someone is going to steal the trophy at the next Dinner for Winners!

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The_Big_Boss 20

Maybe I'm ****** up in the head, but this seems like a good thing to me. I'd be happy

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s810s_waitin 1

I know, I almost feel weird for not being disturbed.

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TheLittlePug 3

Gotta have a sick mind to come up with that idea as a wedding present. Emphasis on wedding.

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helpfulperson 9

Kind of sounds like a sociopath...

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ShyAnn29 14

43 if he did that they would have decomposed, I'm thinking they were kept in a freezer.

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PedroTall 0

Don't you think the Blue and Pink ribbons around their perspective little necks was a nice touch!

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SxeDaze 13

I'm more concerned where he dug up or had nibbles and thumper. O_O

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