By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
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troll4thelulz 0

It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.

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iamchuck 0

Family functions are going to be a riot for years.

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DraDrea 0

haha I'm sry but that's so funny :) but I feel your pain.

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Millie_Y 0

HAHAHAHA! I feel sorry for you tho.. I can feel how annoyed you are by your brother..

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

I would have left you at the alter. she really loves you

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dthsu2000 0

Your action speaks louder than your words.

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FailedUsername 0

You should play the fart recording backwards as well, and maybe in slow motion.

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XxCrazygirlxX 0

wow. :) sry ur wedding wasessed up. Also sry u have a brother

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orangecarrots 0

Oh who cares, this will be funny later on. Congrats, though :DD

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margie4peace 11

You didn't really fart loud. You farted loudly. And yes, I'm a proud grammar nazi. OP stands for original poster.

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jesbar95 10

How can you be a "grammar nazi" if you didn't even read right? She said "I farted. Loud." Not "I really farted loud." Maybe you should read properly before you try to look like a smartass.

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Heussnhj 5

My friend had explosive diaerriah before she said 'i do'. FHL.

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