Family, Weddings and Miscellaneous: Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because...

By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML

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By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

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By bachelor - 26/09/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Thursday 28 April 2011 0:41

what a great family. they should be nicer to u

firegecko123 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:43

wow. your family is terrible.

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bananar114 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:46

do you have two dads?

skinollie 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:10

you just got married! someone loves you by choice, **** those other two.

oliveindamiddle 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:14

musta been a hell of a pool party like dayummm

frankafru 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:15

you got married, why are you on fml? aren't there other things to do when you just get married?

taelorrae011 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:31

maybe you're the problem? just saying. maybe.

xxlauruh 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:38

sorry OP. Id come if I could of! :)

Crazy4Christ 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:49

ouch, at least Ur hubby loves you

MiniMooseXD 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 7:14

you have two dads or a dad and step dad?

rlcollins 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 7:21

I'm sure this story is sooooo true ..

salvipride_15 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 7:22

WTF?!? what's wrong with ur family?!?

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