Family, Weddings and Miscellaneous: Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because...

By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML

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By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

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By bachelor - 26/09/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Thursday 28 April 2011 0:41

what a great family. they should be nicer to u

firegecko123 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:43

wow. your family is terrible.

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adsmith96 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:18

why did u say father and then dad? I just thought that was weird!

chuymac 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:19

pool party>the mall>going number two>attending dumpster baby's wedding hehehe I kid kid, but you might wanna go choke a b***h

Deadzombie 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:21

sucks

BlankUs3r 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:28

that sucks, but I hope you had a good wedding :)

adelineo 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:32

Congrats! ... Well, not because your Dad and sister did not turn up.

joa76 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:44

except you don't know if there were little kids at the pool party OR if there was alcohol at the wedding

snorlaxxx 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:46

Awww that sucks . (´･_･`)

versace_chick 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:48

Your comment : gosh. im sorry. thats just not cool

Ervinjdm 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:55

WOW!

bycf 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:56

Speechless.....

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