By Itchy Missy - 10/09/2014 03:38 - United States - Denver

Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML
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Kalipczo 21

erm, if hes actually got bed bugs, you should really have him take care of that...unless you want to bring them home with you :S jussayin. they're tough little bastards.

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DaMann360 19

Well that's just...sad

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drayloon 50

Thank you. It bugs the shit out of me when people say "itching" in that context

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Clawsified 6

It takes two to have sex. Don't just lay there like a dead fish.

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blubblubbnb 6

Maybe she's the one doing all the work and he's the plank? *It takes two*

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cjwayy 22

Ew! He needs to clean his room and take care of those damn bed bugs!

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cmdrtrekk 9

The word is scratching. You can't itch something, it itches you.

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giantsfan2010 23

Communication, very important

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Zebediabolical 39

Rule #1. Women are responsible for their own pleasure. If you can't or won't express your desires, likes and dislikes to your partner, you deserve all the shitty sex you get. Rule #2. This goes for men too.

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MistsMoon 15

scratching* (Itch is the thing, scratching is the verb)

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