By Itchy Missy - 10/09/2014 03:38 - United States - Denver

Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML
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Kalipczo 21

erm, if hes actually got bed bugs, you should really have him take care of that...unless you want to bring them home with you :S jussayin. they're tough little bastards.

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DaMann360 19

Well that's just...sad

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averagepaguy 4

Throw you cloths away... One of this buggers could of hitched a roe home with you.

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redneck_wolf 19

I guess you're just itching for an ******...

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masonkenny3541 4

I have had bedbugs and they really suck. Make sure to treat everything when you get home, and throw your close in a black trash bag and bring them to a laundry place away from your house.

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sweetnsourrr 11

These fmls are kind of getting old and hard to feel sorry for you. In order to have great sex you need yo communicate with your partner otherwise you're just going to keep having bad sex because he's not going to know what you want. He can't read your mind, YDI for not communicating...

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Mira Lux 26

If you feel like they are getting old then stop reading them.

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sweetnsourrr 11

LOL, what? How would I know what they are about if I don't read them? Your comment didn't make any sense....

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1jordan1 11

I mean.... Scratching bug bites feels pretty amazing so I'm not sure if this is a bad thing.

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Tayleena97 11

What if he scratches your bug bites for you?

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LilFidget 4

Run them under HOT water...it's like having an ****** on whatever part of the body they are.

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