Intimacy: Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML - FML

By mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

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Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

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Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By oopsie - 01/05/2019 20:00

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Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

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Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

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Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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Queasy beats

By Bleh - 08/03/2019 22:00 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I found out that my new, expensive noise-canceling headphones trigger my motion sickness. FML

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The sensual world

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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Busting makes me feel good

By neverdoingthatagain - 27/02/2016 03:35 - United States - Pottstown

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Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML

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That's… sexy

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco

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Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Top comments

hey_its_kristi 0

Friday 20 May 2011 18:54

were you on a waterbed?

88joey5 4

Friday 20 May 2011 18:56

if your a girl Its ok you get thrown around alot during sex

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rockerkid33 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:29

you two must have movin

toast1993 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 13:23

I can honestly say I have actually done that. My empathy.

StarGurl86 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:36

Someone sounds pregnant!!!!

rainbowlove272 5

Sunday 13 October 2013 10:22

... I posted this same story a few weeks ago.

solii2 19

Tuesday 3 June 2014 9:14

How does that even happen?? O.o

burritobandit 7

Monday 22 December 2014 2:52

Take some kwells and get back on that horse! (So to speak) Also if you keep your eyes open and fixed on a point it can help. It'll look a little creepy...but it'll help :)

Melharr 20

Sunday 26 April 2015 21:21

Was it a waterbed???

blaze17 17

Friday 27 May 2016 3:46

Must've been a wild ride

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