That's… sexy

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco

Spicy
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
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catalysty 20

maybe you should be more worried about your wife throwing up. if you care more about getting off than you do about her health I understand why you aren't having much luck in the bedroom.

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peterblack67 9

What about your poor wife??? I'm guessing this is why its been more than a month.

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catalysty 20

maybe you should be more worried about your wife throwing up. if you care more about getting off than you do about her health I understand why you aren't having much luck in the bedroom.

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tounces7 27

Maybe. My first thought was that she was probably extremely drunk, in which case throwing up then passing out wouldn't be that unusual.

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Warp1978 15

Don't worry about that a month is nothing, it's been almost a year since my wife and I last had any type of intamacy. 😅

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tounces7 27

You don't have a wife, you have a roommate.

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flagbitch 8

Me and hubby have been apart for ssoooo long due to covid and travel restrictions. I understand the frustration...we have a lot of lost time to make up for!

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peterblack67 9

What about your poor wife??? I'm guessing this is why its been more than a month.

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mando 10

once health issues are addressed, they should get on a better routine. Priorities.

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