By Username - 09/02/2011 03:27

Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
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krazy_glu3 0

buy another and empty it on his face and tell him that's what the mugger wouldve felt when he was mugging you if he hadn't emptied it out.

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xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0

I hate muggers. they need to get a life

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Adree 15

You... Any spray will work really... Hair spray, body spray, spray on deodorant, hell febreeze

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randybryant799 20

What? Why would your husband's coworker borrow your keys? That makes no sense.

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