By Username - 09/02/2011 03:27

Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
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krazy_glu3 0

buy another and empty it on his face and tell him that's what the mugger wouldve felt when he was mugging you if he hadn't emptied it out.

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xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0

I hate muggers. they need to get a life

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allmidnighteyes 10

Were they wearing a bear suit? Or was it an actual bear? Maybe they got frustrated with their failures as an artist and resorted to a life of crime.

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tammy0312 6

ummm... i think your confused...? or am I having a blonde moment?

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therealdavid 0

Hahahaahaahahahahahaahahha.......... I don't get it:P

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msbritt06 0

yea, I'm pretty sure u meant to put this on the next fml

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allmidnighteyes 10

Sigh... You ******* are denser than a brick of Osmium.

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therealdavid 0

60 I'm pretty sure you're incorrect.

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therealdavid 0

I'm not a ****** ;'(

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Faleni 4

lol people comeee onn think about it a little bit... *sigh* well we tryed..

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emoooze 0

Today I got my period! My Mum doesn't believe in using pads, 'let nature flow' FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

No. Tampons only come in "Super Jumbo" size. They're made specifically for women who can't help the fact that they have heavy flows and wide-set vaginas.

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macskapingvin 0

Maybe if he'd been a rapist and not a mugger she might be a bit looser today.

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kikibisweet 0

I see what you did there #70 lol. Im sure she wanted to write *lose* because it "lost" an "o" from "loose"

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therealdavid 0

only her virginity. BA ZING

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nae_nae7890 0

you should've keyed the mugger's face then hit him in the croth with the empty can then as #10 said, buy a new can and empty it in the co-worker's face. =)

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johngarber24 1

y did ur husband's co-worker borrow ur keys

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cayytee 0

seriously. she said coworker not friend so the two cant be so close they borrow each others car. strange.

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Googoo27 12

should've put a knife in ur sleeve 2. btw fyl

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DVecc 0

use the bottle as a blunt weapon and strike him in the temple as hard as you can. people really need to learn how to defend themselves...

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