By Username - 09/02/2011 03:27

Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
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krazy_glu3 0

buy another and empty it on his face and tell him that's what the mugger wouldve felt when he was mugging you if he hadn't emptied it out.

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xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0

I hate muggers. they need to get a life

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BigDaddyWilkWilk 2

if I had gotten that for my wife and some doucher she worked with emptied it out and then she got assaulted I would f**king kill that piece of sh*t.

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doughnutboy99 2

guns are overrated I'm gonna start carrying a shank and a nightstick and pretend its my dick

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nikki9tails 3

I got bear maced before it hurts woulda stopped the guy, I'd tell your husband and relay a message, " if your bored next time go do something useful".

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meowmeowwkitty 0

what an idiot. the friend he's got there

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samantha0911 0

OMG!! Are you okay?

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Refill can with most powerful pepperspray available. Go to work. Knock said co-worker unconscious. Tape him to brick wall. Dump can in face.

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codymaxey033 0

Today, while texting my girlfriend about the great sex we had last night, I accidentally sent a message to my mom. FML

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franwins0827 7

Why on earth was your husband's coworker borrowing YOUR keys?

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