Health: Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML - FML

By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML

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Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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RandomChickXD 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:07

free piercings are the best kind of piercings!

coffeeandcream 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:07

hey, it's better to get your eyebrow pierced than your eye.

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justbigbs 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:27

You got a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, good thing it wasn't your eye. Good luck healing that eyebrow

OhWowThatSucks4U 2

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:36

LEGIT!

asianpersuasian2 9

Wednesday 3 August 2011 3:30

THAT......sucks

hazardoussmiles9 22

Wednesday 3 August 2011 3:44

Oh God that reminds me of 'I Spit on your Grave'. That was a terrible movie.

switchgurl20 17

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:16

Damn and i always wanted to do a nice stud eyebrow piercing. How did u get the fishhook? Were they using it to thread the stud and it stuck? That sucks for u man. Probably ask for some lidocaine and let them take it out.

djlolo1129 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:20

ouch that's gotta hurt u ok?

mooimafishabbey 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:23

did it get infected?

obnoxious3_3_3 1

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:39

just goes to show fishing is never worth it

X_Codes 11

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:43

That sucks... Of course, once you're sure it's not infected or anything, you can put a real piercing there.

cupcakes729 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:43

How........????????

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