Health: Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By ouchbrow - 10/08/2013 21:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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By piercingfreak - 28/08/2011 10:41 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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RandomChickXD 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:07

free piercings are the best kind of piercings!

coffeeandcream 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:07

hey, it's better to get your eyebrow pierced than your eye.

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daylight123 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:03

they use barbells in eyebrows to so u can prob just change it :) free bro thts sick my Monroe piercing was like 70 bucks

daylight123 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:03

they use barbells in eyebrows to so u can prob just change it :) free bro thts sick my Monroe piercing was like 70 bucks

neimato1 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:13

That hurtsss

kaylapple 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:27

free piercings are the best!

TardxxxCake 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:46

seems like 67 is pretty butt-hurt for some reason lol

nikijcchz 10

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:05

shit u could have paralyzed half of your face !!

fatraptorjesus13 9

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:07

stop talking about imaginary fish hooks!!!!you might piss a completely sane person off...oh wait

worldcupcheer17 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:15

they didn't piss me off I just didn't find it funny at all..

mutinykitty 18

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:25

nice!

briannac1 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:28

Free piercing, awesomeè.(:

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